Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
very very very below average
THIS IS BULLSHIT WHAT WAS THE SAMPLE SIZE HUH HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TEST OF WHAT AGE GROUP IN WHAT AREA IM GUESSING IT WASNT YOUR AVERAGE JOE FUCK YOU SURVEY YOU CANT EVEN SURVEY RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Im sorry i got very emotional for a sec
Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.
WRONG RIVERBEND KRONK!
I never realized how much i wanted this until i saw it
I have been waiting my entire life for this and never even knew it
"swimming in gravy"
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
my mom says hey